I just thought I would let you all know that over the past 24 hours, I have removed some of the most vile things I have ever seen from the refrigerator.
I hope you find this as amusing as I do in hindsight. Becuase when I was trying not to vomit while faced with these things, I was not laughing.
Nothing grosses me out like the following, as I have just learned:
(And keep in mind that this stuff has been in the fridge since mid-December... about a month... by no control of my own. I just happen to be the first to come home, and I just moved in, so it was a ... um... lovely... welcoming gift from my housemates.)
Milk that is so curdled I have issues getting it out of the jug. I could have made some (nasty) cheese.
Something that once was a noodle and meat dish (?), left in a covered casserole dish complete with spoon, molded over in a grey fungus.
Very old and now very green potato salad.
Carrots that are rubbery, grey and rooting.
Celery that I held up to Leslie and exclaimed "Bunnicula was here!" ... it was seriously that yellow/white.
Very very curdled yogurt and sour cream.
A frying pan left dirty in the sink with water in it and a lid on it. It was so gross I wasn't going to touch it, and was half tempted to leave it in the upstairs bathroom or hallway, but thought better and just left it. Fortunately for the others living in this house, Les took pitty and washed it. After Spoo and I both nearly puked on it. In the words of Les, it smelled like "rotting old people"... I couldn't have described it better.
Tin foil with food bits on it left on the counter... they were pretty moldy as well.
And these just baffles me -
A metal cake pan left in the microwave with bits of cake still in it. But by time I got here, the cake was so hard that I could have thrown it at a small creature and killed him with it.
Empty bottles left either in the fridge or on the counter seriously FEET from the garbage/recycle bin. Amazing.
Fortunately I have this awesome friend named Leslie, and another one named Becky, and the people in my house owe them HUGE. I mean huge in the way that they should be feeding those two for free for the rest of the semester. Because after my rage through the fridge, they came over today while I was teaching and cleaned up after the housemates so I wouldn't have to. They scrubbed, and in the end, I could actually tell it was a kitchen. There was no more food spatter on the counter, no more nasty dishes with God knows what caked on them, and the living area did not smell like rotting old people any more. They even cleaned off the stovetop, which I was afraid of... especially after it started to burn and smoke this morning when I was trying to scramble eggs because there was so much crap on the burners.
They are amazing, and deserve a lot for being so kind. Becuase I wouldn't have been.
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